Cami’s told me a thousand times
how much she hates to be scared. The
thing is, she loves scary movies. She
loves to watch them through her fingers or over the edge of a blanket, so I
know it’s not
entirely true when she
says she doesn't like to be scared. I
think she just likes to be scared
a
certain amount and no more. She
likes to control it.
Well, not this year.
I’ve already got it all planned
out and Rusty and Jenna are game. Of course.
There’s very little those two won’t do.
Very. Little.
Timing will be key, but I
really think we can do it and it’ll work out perfectly. Without delay, I set things in motion.
“So, Rusty’s gonna come over
tonight to shoot some pool while you and Jenna watch the movie. Is that okay?”
“Are you sure you’re not mad
that we aren’t having a costume party?” she says, looking up at me from her
spot on the couch, her violet eyes wide with concern.
I bend down and kiss her
forehead. “I’m positive. I’m not feeling very Halloweeny tonight
anyway. My back’s sore from moving all that hay yesterday.”
She pushes her lower lip out in
a pout. “I’m sorry, baby. Want me to cancel with Jenna so I can give
you a massage after a nice, long, hot bath?”
Oh, damn!
I have to think long and hard
about saying no to that. But this is
just too good to pass up. And maybe
she’ll want some soothing herself after it’s all over. I could be in the midst of a true win-win
situation. What kind of an asshole would
I be to let such an opportunity pass?
A dumb one.
“Nah. That’s all right. You’ve already got your
plans. Maybe tomorrow,” I say with a
casual smile. Inside, I’m rubbing my
hands together anxiously, dying to scare the shit out of my lovely mate. “I’m gonna go stock the fridge downstairs. Send Rusty down when he gets here.”
“Okay,” she says, tipping her
head back for a kiss, which I’m all too happy to give her. When I feel her tongue hit my lips, it makes
me rethink my decision. A night in the
bathtub with Cami? And I’m passing it up? I must be nuts.
But I do. I manage to tear myself away from her
luscious mouth and head downstairs to await Rusty and Jenna. When they arrive, I hear the heavy clomp of Rusty’s footsteps across the
hardwoods upstairs, followed by the high-pitched chatter of Cami and
Jenna. Within a few seconds, I hear the
basement door open. The thumping gets
louder as Rusty descends the steps.
“Damn, you’re loud!”
“But I can be quiet when I need
to be,” he says with a wicked grin.
“Muwahahahaha.”
“Shhh. I’m counting on it,” I say, offering my fist,
which he bumps.
I turn on the music,and Rusty
and I actually shoot some pool for a while.
After about twenty minutes, Jenna comes to the top of the steps and
hollers down to us.
“You boys sure you don’t want
to watch ‘Halloween’ with us? It’s just
now starting.”
That’s our cue.
“Nope, we’re good,” I
reply. I look at my watch to mark the
exact time. There’s a particular spot in
the movie that I need to use and I know precisely how many minutes it is from
the opening credits, which is what Jenna just alerted me to.
I glance at Rusty across the
green felt table. He’s grinning. I am, too.
I feel like a kid again. “Man,
you’re evil. All this to scare
Cami? What’s the matter with you?”
“She’ll love it. You just wait. She will.”
I’m confident.
I think.
I hope.
Exactly forty-two minutes
later, Rusty and I put on our masks and he takes off out the back door and
around to the kitchen window. I walk to the bottom of the steps.
“Hey, Cam. Do we have any salsa in the fridge up there?”
In my mind’s eye, I can see
exactly what she’s doing. She’ll look at
Jenna and roll her eyes, pick up the remote and pause the movie. She’ll get up and trudge to the kitchen and
open the refrigerator to look for the salsa she knows we have, because she just
bought it the other day.
Only I took it out and brought
it down here.
Moving as quietly as I can, I
tiptoe up the steps and through the door, which Jenna left open per
instruction. In my sock feet, I ease silently
through and slide down the hall to the kitchen doorway, which comes up right
beside the fridge.
As I suspected, the door is
open and Cami’s bent over looking inside.
For salsa. She can’t see me where
I’m hiding behind the door.
Right on cue, Jenna comes into
the kitchen. She asks Cami what she’s looking for, gets Cami to look in her
direction. When she does, she can see
the window just past Jenna’s shoulder.
I know the instant she sees
Rusty, who is standing outside the kitchen window wearing a Michael Myers
mask. Cami screams her head off. A few
seconds later, Jenna does, too. Just for
effect. Cami backs up just enough the
she can see me standing behind the refrigerator door, wearing my own Michael
Myers mask.
The look on her face is
priceless. I swear, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get that scared and not pass out. She jumps back and slams right into Jenna,
then screams and jumps in the other direction.
At just that moment, Rusty
bursts through the front door and yells, making Cami scream yet again. He walks toward her, as if he’s gonna grab
her.
I expect him to start laughing,
like he usually does. But bHefore he can, Cami picks up a knife
from the counter and stabs him right in the center of the chest.
I feel the world drop out from
under me.
Holy shit! Holy shit! She just stabbed Rusty. Oh my God!
I jerk off my mask when I see
Cami bring her arm back to stab him again.
“Cami, no! It’s Rusty!”
She turns to me, looking
confused, and stares at me for a few seconds before she drops the knife onto
the floor. It clatters loudly as she covers her mouth with her hands, obviously
shocked. Rusty crumbles to the ground
and lies in a motionless heap in front of the dishwasher.
Jenna runs to him and falls to
her knees beside him, crying and screaming and touching him all over, like she
doesn’t know what to do, where to touch or how to help.
“Oh my God! What have you
done?”
My head is spinning as I rush
to Rusty to see how bad the damage is. When
I bend over to check him out, I hear laughter coming from behind me. Cami’s laughter.
Rusty, very much alive, awake
and unharmed, sits up and points to her.
“Dude, that girl’s meaner than you are!”
I turn to look at Cami, who’s
standing behind me, holding what I can now see is a prank knife. She’s grinning like a hungry man who just ate
a steak dinner.
“Go on,” she crows. “Admit it.
I just made you my Halloween bitch.”
I’m dumbstruck for a few
seconds while I digest what just happened.
Then, slowly, I rise to my feet.
“You are evil and you must be punished.
You’ve got a three-second head start.
One. Two.”
Before I get to three, Cami
takes off down the hall, squealing and laughing at the top of her lungs. Another thing she says she hates but actually
loves? Being chased.
And I’m happy to chase
her. Every day, for the rest of my life.